Gabriel San Roman
Andy Puzder, Trump's Labor Man, Fears South Central, Calls California "Socialist"
Updated: Aug 27, 2020
When Pendejo-elect Donald Trump picked Carl's Jr. burger boy Andy Puzder to be his labor secretary earlier this month, America inched closer to Idiocracy! In the 2006 satire, corporations dominate the dumb, and the president's cabinet members mindlessly utter "Brought to you by Carl's Jr.!" in the Oval Office. But all jokes aside, Puzder poises a threat to worker rights as dangerous as an order of "EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES" will be to American arteries.
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