Gabriel San Roman
Fullerton Beer Thief Jukes Baton-Wielding Cop in Viral Video!

All Effrum Burnett wanted on a hot Friday afternoon was a tall can of Olde English brew to cool down. Only problem? He walked out of a liquor store in Fullerton without paying for the beer—the second time in as many stores that day. When pointed out to police by a manager, Burnett led them on the shortest, slowest and most hilarious foot pursuit in Orange County history!
Read more (and watch the tape) on my latest OC Weekly Navel Gazing Blog post:
http://www.ocweekly.com/news/beer-thief-shakes-off-fullerton-cop-in-foot-chase-8133014