Man Accused of Jizzing into Woman's Water Bottles Three Times at Work
November 22, 2017
A Palmdale man faces misdemeanor battery and attempted vandalism charges for slipping semen into a co-worker's water bottles and later smearing his baby batter on her computer equipment. La Palma police arrested Stevens Millancastro, 27, after the targeted woman reported in January that her computer mouse was covered in splooge.
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